my neighbor peeked over my privacy fence.
I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants. It was in those precarious moments of near-dampness that I realized I AM AWKWARD. Other than the fact I act like an idiot in public, here's proof of that deduction:
I am clumsy...
...and clumsy on top of clumsy.
I do weird stuff for no reason....
|...and find joy in doing so.|
I blurt stuff like:
Libraries remind me of explosions from a fairy's imagination.
|Yeah, that sounded better in my head.|